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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American 5 hours ago

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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American 1 day ago

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!

Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .

To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn't drive..

7) Failed to think rationally, and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 9, 2009 at 2:14pm

There are tremendous curtural differances in people from the north and folks in the south !
None are more noticable than the telling of nusery rymes .
A northern father will say "Gather around children father has a story to share "
And he will then say "Once upon a time"..................
A southern daddy will say "Yawl younguns com'er daddy wants tell you som'pen"
Daddy will then pop his beer can open and say .
"Yawl ain't gonna believe this shit"

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 9, 2009 at 12:59pm

A young farm couple, Homer and Darlene, got
married and just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'.
In the morning, before Homer left the house for the fields,
they made love. When Homer came back from the fields, they
made love. And again at bedtime, they made love.
The problem was their nooner: it took Homer a half hour to
travel home and another half hour to return to the fields
and he just wasn't getting enough work done. Finally
Homer asked the town doctor what to do.
"Homer," said the doctor, "just take your
rifle out to the field with you and when you're in the
mood, fire off a shot into the air. That will be
Darlene's signal to come out to you. Then you won't
lose any field time."

They tried Doc's advice and it worked well for a while
until
one day, when Homer came back to the doctor's office.
"What's wrong?" asked the Doc.
"Didn't my idea work?"
"Oh, it worked real good," said Homer.
"Whenever I was in the mood, I fired off a shot like
you said and Darlene'd come runnin'. We'd find a
secluded place, make love, and then she'd go back home
agin."
"Good, Homer. So what's the problem?" asked
the Doc.
"Ah mighta trained her too good. I ain't seen her
since huntin' season started."

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 9, 2009 at 11:15am

"THIS RECESSION IS WORSE THAN A DIVORCE.

I'VE LOST HALF MY MONEY

AND STILL HAVE MY WIFE."

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 8, 2009 at 11:02am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 8, 2009 at 11:02am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 7, 2009 at 11:01am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 7, 2009 at 9:42am

Only in California !
Now I ask....what Lady would go out in public dressed like that ?
Look at the other assholes !
This was at a Wal-Mart !

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