Tickle my funny bone

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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 26, 2009 at 7:15am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 24, 2009 at 12:47pm

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk,' worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1.) It is perfect formula for the child.
2.) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3.) It is always the right temperature.
4.) It is inexpensive.
5.) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6.) It is always available as needed.

And then, the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote...

7.) It comes in 2 cute containers.

He got an A.

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 23, 2009 at 4:55pm

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At about 3AM, I was drunk as a skunk. I came home just in
time to hear the cuckoo clock cuckoo three times. Quickly
coming up with a plan, I cuckooed nine more times, hoping my
wife would think it was midnight. I was very proud of myself.

The next day, my wife asked what time I got home, and I
replied, "Midnight, just like I said."

She said that was good, and for some reason she said we
needed a new cuckoo clock. When I asked why, she answered,
"Last night when it cuckooed midnight, it cuckooed three
times, said 'Crap!,' cuckooed four more times, farted,
cuckooed three times, cleared its throat, cuckooed two more
times and then started giggling."

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 22, 2009 at 3:35pm

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 22, 2009 at 9:50am

Dog For Sale
Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as 'Holy Shit.'

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 17, 2009 at 1:43pm

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 17, 2009 at 1:43pm

Comment by Nyitrai Gyorgy on September 12, 2009 at 6:44am

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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on September 6, 2009 at 11:59am

There was a man who worked all of his life and saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."

So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.

Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!"

She had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away. Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."

"Yes," the wife said, "I promised. I'm a good Christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did. I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."

Comment by SirArthurj1934 on September 6, 2009 at 11:30am

NOW THAT BABY GOT TO BE THE STAR OF A VERY HAPPY FAMILY, because LAUGHTER IS CONTAGIOUS, AND THIS FAMILY HAS TO BE CRACKIN' UP....GREAT VIDEO...This Kid Must Really be going towards the COMEDIAN entertainers world, I JUST LAUGH AT HIM LAUGHIN' Wait Till he starts spurtin out the jokes....HEHEHEHEHEH great.....video!! THE CHIEF

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