Tickle my funny bone

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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 8, 2009 at 10:46am

Obama is not the first president to be involved with the olympics !
I just found out that while president Bill Clinton participated in several events in the olympics !
He won gold medals for Broad Jumping !

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 7, 2009 at 11:15am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 7, 2009 at 5:24am

Comment by MtCrazyLady on October 7, 2009 at 4:06am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 6, 2009 at 1:31pm

There are 19 members here surely some of you have a joke or cartoon...don't know about Bev. but I am running on empty !

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 6, 2009 at 1:29pm

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says.

"Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 6, 2009 at 8:49am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 6, 2009 at 7:29am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on October 3, 2009 at 10:12am

A bit early but BOOOOOOO anyway !

Comment by MtCrazyLady on October 3, 2009 at 1:29am

Paul Newman

Only women of a certain era will fully appreciate this.... true story.

(if you don't understand this, tell your mother, she'll get it)

A Michigan woman and her family were vacationing in a small New England

town where Paul Newman and his family often visited.

One Sunday morning, the woman got up early to take a long walk. After

a brisk five-mile hike, she decided to treat herself to a double-dip

chocolate ice cream cone.

She hopped in the car, drove to the center of the village and went straight

to the combination bakery/ice cream parlor.

There was only one other patron in the store :::
Paul Newman, sitting at the counter having a doughnut and coffee.

The woman's heart skipped a beat as her eyes made contact with

those famous baby-blue eyes !!.

The actor nodded graciously and the star struck woman smiled demurely.

Pull yourself together ! She chides herself You're a happily married woman

with three children, you're forty-five years old, not a teenager !

The clerk filled her order and she took the double-dip chocolate ice cream

cone in one hand and her change in the other. Then she went out the door, avoiding even a glance in Paul Newman's direction.

When she reached her car, she realized that she had a handful

of change but her other hand was totally empty.
Where's my ice cream cone ? Did I leave it in the store ? Back into the

shop she went, expecting to see the cone still in the clerk's hand or in a

holder on the counter or something. No ice cream cone was in sight.

With that, she happened to look over at Paul Newman .
His face broke into his familiar, warm,

friendly grin ,, and he said to the woman ,,,

' You put it in your purse !! '

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