Tickle my funny bone

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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 22, 2009 at 10:40am

Comment by Sandi Rubin on December 22, 2009 at 2:49am

I wish all my friends on this site a
VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS AND THE BEST TO ALL OF YOU.

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 20, 2009 at 11:44am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 19, 2009 at 11:30am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 19, 2009 at 11:30am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 19, 2009 at 11:29am

Comment by Beverly Thoma~Bullock on December 16, 2009 at 11:41pm

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 16, 2009 at 5:55pm

Ikee Dikee is very much like bowling !
Only Ikee Dikee is played with two balls and one pin...!
When pin goes down game is over

Comment by Beverly Thoma~Bullock on December 16, 2009 at 3:30pm

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 16, 2009 at 9:02am

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

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