Tickle my funny bone

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Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 11, 2009 at 9:19am

Glad you liked it Bev .

Comment by Beverly Thoma~Bullock on December 11, 2009 at 1:55am

WALKING EAGLE.....ROTFFLMAO....RAY

Comment by Beverly Thoma~Bullock on December 11, 2009 at 1:53am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 6, 2009 at 9:48am

President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.” The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that “Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly."

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 5, 2009 at 7:51am

OPPS !

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on December 1, 2009 at 10:15am

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 25, 2009 at 11:17am

Sometimes when you are angry with someone,

It helps to sit down,

take a moment to cool off,

and think about the problem.

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 24, 2009 at 3:59pm

Comment by Sandi Rubin on November 24, 2009 at 3:44pm

a very dinified dowager was seated in a restaurant. as her waiter, approached, she noticed that he was scratching his derriere. The lady beckoned to him and asked" Do you have hemorroids?"
Snapped the waiter." Only whats on the menu, Lady."

Comment by Ray a.k.a. Mongrel-American on November 24, 2009 at 11:31am

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters, had promised their
uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to
bury him at sea when he died.

In due time, he did pass away, and the two blondes kept
their promise. They set off from Clearwater Beach with their
uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded him onto
their rowboat.

After a while Bubbles said, "Do you think we're out far
enough, Barbie?"

Barbie slipped over the side. Finding the water only knee
deep, she said, "Nope, not yet, Bubbles." So they rowed a
little farther out.

Again Bubbles asked Barbie, "Do you think we're out far
enough now?"

Once again Barbie slipped over the side and almost
immediately said, "No, this will never do; the water is only
up to my chest."

So on they rowed and rowed and rowed, and finally Barbie
slipped over the side and disappeared. Quite a bit of time
went by, and poor Bubbles was really getting worried when
suddenly Barbie broke the surface, gasping for breath.

"Well, is it deep enough yet, sis?"

"Yes, finally. Hand me the shovel."

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